Saturday, March 26, 2011

The True Ingredients to a Vegetarian Omelette Part One




Despite cliques often inaccurate labelling, the clique that young males are lethargic eaters has some validity in regards to myself. Where does this apathy stem from? Well, it’s not a question of disinterest. I am after all a vegetarian, and therefore, I’m very mindful of the food I consume. While other costumers are merrily picking yogurts off the supermarket shelves, I’m carefully scanning the ingredients for that ominous word: gelatine. Also, servers at restaurants are often disgruntled when I enquire about the origins of a soup’s broths or the question the type of oil used in their deep-fryer. Of course vegetarianism has social implications if we begin to consider the connotations of food. For example, beer and burger night (marketed by beer manufactures as the essence of masculinity) transforms into coffee and house-salad night. Still, I brave the snide comments from friends and occasional hostility from avid carnivorous because I have resolute ethics surrounding animal welfare. Yet, I can’t be bothered to actively engage with food on a culinary level. Instead, I’d dig within my white fortress of refrigeration for my jug milk, which sits quietly and presumably counting down its exasperation date, and then reach my jumbo-box of Vector cereal; in almost instance gratification I assemble a tasty bowl of breakfast, lunch or dinner. In an effort to combat the inherent malnourishment associated with my lethargic eating habits, I’ve begun to tackle the wizardry of cooking. Thus, a spark of enthusiasm for cooking, okay more accurately a shortage of milk, I began eating numerous omelettes over the reading break.

Often opponents of vegetarianism, usually those hostile carnivorous who assume vegan is slang for vegetarianism, will question my consumption of eggs and dairy products. Of course, my lethargic diet can’t accommodate the extreme limitations of a vegan diet. Yet, considering my contentions with the agricultural industry’s environmental, economic, social, and anthropocentric implication, why stop at meat consumption? What are the latent implications of my omelette? Where are the eggs produced? Who is harmed by the vegetable production? How does globalization provide out-of-season vegetables at the supermarket? All valid question I considered over a three egg omelette with peppers and onions.

Eggs, as the primary ingredient to my breakfast and a staple in my diet, are the first on the chopping block of critical thinking. I’m not going to dwell on the animal rights and anthropocentric issue surrounding egg production due to its subjective nature. However, in regards to deceptive marketing language of eggs, I’ll outline the stark contrast between the advertising language and realities of lay hen’s living conditions.

Friday, February 25, 2011

Against the Wall



Deviant politics and the forgotten populous
Mass-media chokes our vote and we're asphyxiated by the ambiguous
Eventually the filled ballots are shadowed by the apathetic
Who have been distracted by the unnatural aesthetic
A society trapped in a self-inflicted nebulous

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Pebbles


There is something transparent about ideas
They lurk behind the glass curtain
Until it’s considered explicit
Then a moment of serenity
Followed by the swish of a magician’s hand
The curtain has fall upon the stone

Monday, August 9, 2010

"These Monkeys can't Figure it out"



Morning sickness: not in the traditional sense but rather the commonplace. That slow grumble of dread that kicks and screams in the pit of your stomach as you rise for work. Possibly it’s a residual hangover from the “good old days.” Nevertheless, life’s become a nine to five hustle in order to keep out of the red. Now, the best and worst part of your day is going to bed. How are the lunchroom conversations, complaints or shop-talk? We’ll spend the majority of our awakened life at work! Therefore, if you hate you’re work, you hate your life! Cut from my anchor, I want to drift wherever I please. Vicariously I’ve begun to realise significance job satisfaction.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Sic Transit Gloria Mundi

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Face Time?



Since deactivating my facebook account, I’ve found myself in various situations where people inquire about my decision to “isolate myself from society.” Coincidentally, people have been informing about their facebook habits and justifications. From the small and reliably-insufficient information I’ve received: people generally spend two hours a day on facebook!

Let’s dig into the mathematics of this:

Two hours a day X 356 days a year = 730 hours

Divide 730 hours by 24 hours a day = 30.42 days (that’s one month of 24/7 tagging, poking and liking.)

Full-time employment—that’s Monday to Friday, 9am – 5pm—equals forty hours a week.

Multiply 40 hours a week by four weeks (one month) = 160 hours of work

Divide 730 hours of annual Facebook hours by 160 hours of monthly full-time work.

Result = 4.5625 months of full-time Facebook.

Gross income for 730 hours of work at $8.25 per hour (minimum wage) = $6022.5

Tuesday, May 11, 2010